David Jones has announced it will be closing the flagship store on Hay St today along with Garden City and Carousel.
An unfortunate fate that David Jones blames solely on a CBD worker who has been treating herself to a delightful new scent every day for about 25 years without ever putting her hand in her pocket to buy a bottle.
We spoke to a source close to David Jones who said this women had some audacity,
“Mel, we are looking at you, hope you enjoyed smelling like a million bucks everyday while we withered under the weight of our own outdated, scaled back business model!”
We tracked down Mel to try and understand how she lived with herself. She told The Times,
“I just hadn’t found my signature scent! Surely I can’t be fully to blame? How about DJ’s decision to get rid of the food court? That was when it all went downhill for me”
Sorry Mel but you do wear a lot of the blame. Not to mention all the freeloading drifters who only used DJ’s for its aircon and toilets.
For shame.
Documenting the Human Zoo is thirsty work, so if you enjoyed what you read how about buying Belle a beer, ay?