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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Progressive Bogan Plans to Wear Aussie Flag Cape At Half Mast

Belle January 26, 2025

An unusually progressive Rockingham man has decided to acknowledge the sensitivities around the 26th of January in a truly unique way. He will be wearing…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

DIY Hobbyist Now Qualified to Criticise Everyone’s Welds After Owning a Welder for 2 Weeks

Belle January 23, 2025

Guildford man, Tom, officially has all the credentials he needs to talk shit about everyone’s welds on online forums after owning the cheapest welder he…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Hill dweller jumps on Bumble to find a nice air conditioner to spend the night with

Belle January 20, 2025

After sweltering through a spicy night, hills girl Teegarn has decided to take matters into her own hands and seek out a hunky airconditioner to…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man treats his house to the ol ‘Perth paint job’ after installing a bore

Belle January 14, 2025

Local man Todd has expressed his joy at “finally feeling like a true sandgroper” after staining the bricks, fence and power boxes of his property…

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Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover

Belle January 1, 2025

Damo, a double bacon deluxe of a bloke, has tried every trick in the book to beat his brutal hangover today. Alas, nothing seems to…

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Local mess who posted her New Year’s resolutions to IG stuns haters by waking up fit, rich, mature, career-driven, and with a multitude of hobbies

Belle January 1, 2025

No one knows how she did it but it seems local trainwreck Tash has come good on each and every one of her 2024 New…

View More Local mess who posted her New Year’s resolutions to IG stuns haters by waking up fit, rich, mature, career-driven, and with a multitude of hobbies

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