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Raygun shuts down Caucasian wedding after hearing a bloke whipped out the sprinkler

Belle December 14, 2024

Raygun’s management has allegedly sent a very strongly worded letter to a local wedding after being “blindsided” by a drunken guest pulling out one of…

View More Raygun shuts down Caucasian wedding after hearing a bloke whipped out the sprinkler
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth man pretty thankful they didn’t have those choppers with night vision hovering over Pinkys when he was a teen

Belle December 11, 2024

An ageing Perth millennial has watched the sensationalist coverage of some rowdy teens in Rotto with a bittersweet mix of emotion. Mostly, however, the man…

View More Perth man pretty thankful they didn’t have those choppers with night vision hovering over Pinkys when he was a teen
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Office toilet wondering what it did wrong in a past life

Belle December 10, 2024

A communal bathroom facility has pondered the tough questions this morning after yet another session of inhumanity. Not one to consider itself spiritual, the bathroom…

View More Office toilet wondering what it did wrong in a past life
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

“There’s nothing to do in Perth”, says woman who considers taking photos of a piss-stained Melbourne laneway “something to do”

Belle December 2, 2024

A Perth-born & bred woman turned her back on the city 5 years ago and went to live a cultured life in Melbourne. During her…

View More “There’s nothing to do in Perth”, says woman who considers taking photos of a piss-stained Melbourne laneway “something to do”
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Fitness Plans Derailed As Man Unable to Resist Vinegary Hot Chips After a Few Laps in Gym Pool

Belle November 24, 2024 WA Culture

After packing on a few kegs from his generous beer intake, Kyle decided to reunite himself with the lonely world of lap swimming.  It was…

View More Fitness Plans Derailed As Man Unable to Resist Vinegary Hot Chips After a Few Laps in Gym Pool
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Local cat-Caesar refuses to build a catio says birds can earn their freedom in the neighbourhood Colosseum 

Belle November 21, 2024

A local cat-Caesar has resisted the turning tide of public sentiment regarding the responsibility of cat owners to protect native wildlife. To that end “Commodore”…

View More Local cat-Caesar refuses to build a catio says birds can earn their freedom in the neighbourhood Colosseum 

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