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Category: Lifestyle

Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

WA Man Selling Tinnie Seems To Have Mistaken His Shitbucket For a Super Yacht

Belle August 29, 2023

Old mate Damon is at it again. This time taking to Scumtree & FB Marketplace to flog off his second-hand tinnie for an exorbitant price. Is…

View More WA Man Selling Tinnie Seems To Have Mistaken His Shitbucket For a Super Yacht
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Child Miraculously Survives Tiny Teddy Scare Despite Lunchbox Getting Slammed Online By Mums With Nothing Better To Do

Belle August 29, 2023 Food

No one knows how the child managed to beat the odds and survive after consuming a lunch that had over 2000 made up padenatic defects…

View More Child Miraculously Survives Tiny Teddy Scare Despite Lunchbox Getting Slammed Online By Mums With Nothing Better To Do
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Affluent Gent Transitions Into Panama Hat Phase As A Gentle Reminder He’s Negatively Geared Half Your Suburb

Belle August 28, 2023

Geoffrey truly embodies the boomer dream. A life enriched by negative gearing, franking credits, and intergenerational wealth. You bloody beauty! Now he likes to spend…

View More Affluent Gent Transitions Into Panama Hat Phase As A Gentle Reminder He’s Negatively Geared Half Your Suburb
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

City2Surf Runner Surgically Grafts Bib To Skin So He Never Has To Take It Off

Belle August 27, 2023

Dane knows that the real endurance event in the City2Surf isn’t the run, it’s how long you keep people, especially girls on Bumble, aware that…

View More City2Surf Runner Surgically Grafts Bib To Skin So He Never Has To Take It Off
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Early spring weather fills woman with joy over all the new plants she’ll mercilessly slaughter this season

Belle August 25, 2023

Mel doesn’t really know where her interest in grisly True Crime ends and her ill-fated green thumbery begins. Mostly because for Mel, the result is…

View More Early spring weather fills woman with joy over all the new plants she’ll mercilessly slaughter this season
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Bumble date not going well judging by bloke’s emergency pub pheromone purchase

Belle August 21, 2023

Perth bloke Andy has thrown himself an absolute Hail Mary in the dying hours of his ill-fated Bumble date by rushing into the toilets are…

View More Bumble date not going well judging by bloke’s emergency pub pheromone purchase

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