A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…
View More Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wearÂ
A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…
View More REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend
A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…
View More Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday
Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…
View More Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year
Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…
View More Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch
Kmart has made the bold decision to relocate all checkouts to outside of its stores after a report identified a few customers who said they…
View More Kmart relocates checkouts to outside stores over fears some customers feel trusted