Despite having an eternity to prepare for this moment, Perth has been sent into a panic after Roger Cook announced the Ellenbrook line would officially…
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REPORT: Local Scaffolder Absolutely Itching For It
A construction site in Perth has been left shocked after habitual liability and full time Kiwi scaffolder “Spyda” took umbrage to a number of minor…
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Tough times for Perth man who ceremoniously banished long pants from his wardrobe yesterday
Perth man Johnno took the recent run of pleasant weather as a sign we were over the hump and it was nothing but sunburns and…
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WA police close in on Bodhi following reports of a 50 year storm hitting the coast
WA Police, lead by leading bank robber/surfer specialist Johnny Utah, have released a statement saying BoM’s surf warnings this week is just the catalyst they…
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BMW driver apologises to car behind after accidently using indicator while merging
A BMW driver has been left red faced after accidently knocking his indicator lever while merging on the Mitchell Freeway today. The incident occurred at…
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Morley proudly announces that it’s Y2K ready
Perth’s little slice of yesteryear has called a press conference today to announce that they have undertaken all necessary measures to prevent catastrophic events that…
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