A Perth man has finally destroyed the last remaining thread he shared with his distant ancestors by actually purchasing a bunch of rosemary from Woolies…
View More Man’s hunter-gatherer ancestors roll in their grave after he buys rosemary from supermarket
In a move that will shock industry insiders, Channel 7 man Brian Taylor has sensationally been poached by Nine to come and commentate the Olympic…
View More Nine poach BT to commentate the Olympics after deciding the public hasn’t endured enough
8:00 am – I awaken to a familiar twang of a random pain in my body. My wife reckons I stuffed my back demonstrating butterfly…
View More A Day in the Life of an Olympics Armchair Expert
A panel of 3 judges unanimously awarded Eagles’ young’n the highest honour in a Western Derby – the Dale Kickett medal. From the bounce, the…
View More Harley Reid awarded the Dale Kickett Medal for services to derby demolition
Ron, a WA grandfather, has sensationally claimed that the significant decrease in clumped sand battles is the leading factor in every problem that Gen Z…
View More WA Boomer traces all young people’s problems back to the lack of regular boondie fights
Western Australia footy media has been shocked by the announcement of the new coach of the West Coast Eagles. It was previously thought that Daryl…
View More Entire 2006 Eagles playing squad appointed new coach of West Coast