In an attempt to get WA voters to forget about the “Clive” incident last year, ScoMo has not only thrown his support behind WA’s border…
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Lawyer Praises WA’s Ambulance Ramping For Taking The Chase Out Of Ambulance Chasing
A WA personal injury lawyer has heaped praise on WA’s atrocious ambulance ramping figures stating, “business has never been better”. Ordinarily, most of his day…
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Influencer Denied Entry To Black Diamond Lake After Forgetting Blow Up Flamingo
Joy turned to tears on Tuesday, when, Tamara, an aspiring influencer realised she’d forgotten to pack a large, blow-up flamingo to float on during her…
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Media Restricted To 2 Empty Shelves Articles A Day To Ease Pressure On Supply Chain
In a gnarley move to prevent panic-induced, unnecessary consumerism, WA news outlets have been restricted to 2 sensationalised articles per day, per outlet until pressure…
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DFAT Issues Travel Warning For School Pick Ups This Afternoon
DFAT has taken the extraordinary step of issuing a travel warning for school pick-up zones this afternoon after intelligence gathered suggests it will be an…
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Entitled Dog Owners To Be Leashed, Muzzled Under Radical Plan To Prevent Attacks
To prevent unnecessary attacks, a radical WA plan seeks to keep the community safe from entitled dog owners by requiring they be leashed at all…
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