The Great Nation of Westralia has announced plans to bring in its own version of national service after British PM Rishi Sunak announced his own plans last…
View More Westralia to introduce “national service” requiring all 18 year olds to serve a year as a Bunbury Farmers Market parking attendant
In a landmark deal, Coca-Cola has been granted free access to the cloud formations that are forecast to bring plenty of rain this week. This…
View More WA grants Coca-Cola free rights to this week’s rain clouds to ensure first dibs at all that water
West Coast Eagles fan, Todd, found himself smiling this morning as he thought to himself – there’s a chance this afternoon. It’s an emotion he…
View More West Coast fan feels the cruel spectre of hope creep in
A diabetic woman who recently joined a Western Suburbs health club couldn’t believe how popular she was after news of her classification spread around. We…
View More Diabetic shocked at how popular she is after joining Western Suburbs health club
The Collingwood Footy club are spewin’ after losing a commanding lead to the Walyalup Dockers and end up with their 2nd and the AFL’s 3rd…
View More Collingwood blame only getting 8 extra Jetstar legroom seats for choking in final quarter
Ageing millennial Marie has been forced to deal with reality this morning after a bout of congestion saw her exploring the chemist for remedies. While…
View More Millennial accepts it’s all over after buying a Vicks Inhaler for its intended purpose