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Canberra Admits They Only Visited WA To Make Sure We Weren’t Shitting The Bed On All That Mining Money

Federal heavyweights have breathed a sigh of relief on their way out of WA conceding that they only popped over to make sure the behemoth…

There are plenty of swinging dicks in the WA mining sector, but none swing as far past the knees as the University of Western Australia…

Dieson has the Rocko look. Fake Gucci sunnies, a mullet, Nike Air Max, Unit apparel and more ink on his body than a toey Aquaman…

Thanks to a nifty combination of contacts high up and general incompetence, Cal hasn’t seen a hard day’s work since he could see his peen…

Dan was safely asleep in his Belmont dwelling when his FIFO-y senses tingled him out of slumber. He could feel a disturbance in shit-talk-force and…

Qantas has made the bold decision to enforce a Hi-Vis dress code for all guests wishing to use the Qantas Lounge in Terminal 4, stating,…