Ron, a WA grandfather, has sensationally claimed that the significant decrease in clumped sand battles is the leading factor in every problem that Gen Z…
View More WA Boomer traces all young people’s problems back to the lack of regular boondie fights
Western Australia footy media has been shocked by the announcement of the new coach of the West Coast Eagles. It was previously thought that Daryl…
View More Entire 2006 Eagles playing squad appointed new coach of West Coast
To “gently dissuade” athletes from running a fortnight long train on each other, the Paris Olympics has weaponised Lynx Africa to destroy female toeyness. Alongside…
View More Lynx Africa weaponised alongside cardboard “anti-sex beds” in Paris Olympic Village
6:00 am – I awake the soviet horror of a cold draught creeping into my fortress of warmth. Despite the full frontal heat-assault I launch…
View More A Day in the Life of a Westralian Who Can’t Handle A Little Bit of Winter
Legislation has been rushed through parliament to grant the PTA officers the power to confiscate any phone on public transport that is blaring shit music…
View More Transit Officers Get Special Powers To Confiscate Phones Blaring Aussie Hip Hop
Joe Biden has sent shockwaves through American politics today by announcing he’s stepping aside in the Presidential race due to some lacklustre performances on the…
View More Biden announces plan to get a house on the Mandurah canals and a Dome long mac topped up served extra hot