A clever Cottesloe family has found a little loophole in the Cottesloe Council’s war on kids playing basketball outside their homes. The family set the…
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Jonesy has taken to social media to express his disgust that a catastrophic storm cell hasn’t ripped through Highgate this afternoon causing mass mayhem and…
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P!nk’s management are livid with what they claim are misrepresentations by the great state of Westralia. In correspondence sent to the State, P!nk’s team say…
View More P!nk threatens to cancel concert after claiming Perth promised her a dry heat
Looking back on it, the appearance of Clive Waterhouse in Adelaide was a bad omen and the mighty Flagmantle suffered a disappointing defeat in a…
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Police have been called to a NOR Priceline this morning after a group of P!nk mummies escalated a dispute over a packet of pink hair…
View More Brawl erupts at NOR shops as P!nk mums fight for last packet of pink hair dye
Congratulations on your decision to move from casual suburban pest to a full-time rate paying Rambo that won’t rest until your enemies lay in a…
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