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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Louvre thieves eyeing off Bankwest Tower next for daring raid on Bondy’s gold bathroom

Belle October 20, 2025

The daring thieves behind a heist at the Louvre has reportedly set their sights on an even more grandiose payday, right here in little old…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Tables are turned as WorkSafe probes extraterrestrials over entering mine site without authorisation 

Belle October 19, 2025

A pair of extraterrestrials have been given a rude welcome to Western Australia after crashing into a mine site outside of Newman. Naturally, the inquisitive…

View More Tables are turned as WorkSafe probes extraterrestrials over entering mine site without authorisation 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What your favourite major fast food chain says about you

Belle October 19, 2025

Maccas – you’re a plain Jane punter whose idea of getting crazy is dipping a chip into a sundae. You have no idea why your Bumble…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Repeat offenders to be sentenced to lengthy Essendon contracts 

Belle October 19, 2025

Criminal jurisdictions around Australia have come up with a novel deterrent to try and correct the course of many of the nation’s repeat offenders.  The…

View More Repeat offenders to be sentenced to lengthy Essendon contracts 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Kalamunda parents forbid daughter’s blooming romance with boy from down the hill 

Belle October 18, 2025

A Kalamunda family has been torn apart after Kaleigh admitted she had partaken of the forbidden fruit of the High Wycombe riff-raff.  In a heated…

View More Kalamunda parents forbid daughter’s blooming romance with boy from down the hill 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth motorist looking forward to copping every single red light on Leach Highway commute

Belle October 16, 2025

A young man can’t wait to finish work today as he knows damn well the treat that Perth infrastructure has in store for him as…

View More Perth motorist looking forward to copping every single red light on Leach Highway commute

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