Perth pisswreck Damo has woken up with a memory that would rival Guy Pearce in Momento. As per usual, Damo has stuck his snout in…
View More Perth man wakes up with a vague, ominous recollection of being at Billy Lee’s early Sunday morningCategory: BREAKING NEWS
Concerns over Perth’s dryness as snorkel owners haven’t been able to dominate a puddle in 6 months
Experts have released a grim forecast that if the current trend of hot, dry summers continues then Perth’s 4WD community may not get a chance…
View More Concerns over Perth’s dryness as snorkel owners haven’t been able to dominate a puddle in 6 monthsAgeing millennial accepts it’s all over after getting a bit too excited to see a bird
Time comes for us all and Perth man Toby has accepted he is officially on a downward trajectory towards mortality after getting a bit too…
View More Ageing millennial accepts it’s all over after getting a bit too excited to see a birdWhat your choice of Breakfast says about you
Eggs Benny – you’re a hungover FIFO worker who is about to take a mid-brekkie break to make a Dome toilet the scene of a 25…
View More What your choice of Breakfast says about youPerth girl who returned from 6 months in London with an accent isn’t fooling anyone
Tanya has decided to call it quits after getting through 6 months of a 2-year working visa in London. Her decision to leave the overpopulated…
View More Perth girl who returned from 6 months in London with an accent isn’t fooling anyoneAFL to replace record with a definitive list ranking every slur
The AFL has set an unusual precedent after effectively ranking the severity of slurs by reference to how may weeks you get pinged for uttering…
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