Hollywood mega hunk Nicolas Cage has passed his final test to being accepted into the Aussie beach lifestyle club this morning. At approximately, 10 am,…
View More Nic Cage fully initiated into WA beach life after suffering critical thong blowout 10 mins from home
Thanks to a nifty combination of contacts high up and general incompetence, Cal hasn’t seen a hard day’s work since he could see his peen…
View More FIFO Bloke Who Spends All Day in Air Con Tells Perth to Harden Up This Week
Move over weird dudes who graduated a decade ago, there is a new menace expected to be a pest at Leavers this year – the…
View More Lady-Toolies to outnumber male counterparts as middle aged women flock to Dunsborough to party with Nicolas Cage
Yallingup & Dunsborough locals are expecting quite the show if superstar Nicolas Cage doesn’t wrap up filming before the start of the school holidays. Iconic…
View More Locals to enjoy a trademark Nic Cage freakout if he doesn’t finish filming by the school holidays
A mid-30s Perth man has made some stunning revelations to a group of backpackers this week. Assuring them that he’d be out there surfing Tombstones…
View More Perth man could definitely surf Tombstones but he reckons he might have an ear infection
The Bunbury Council has caused a stir after it was revealed that The Wiggles was used to deter and torment rough sleepers who had taken…
View More Guantanamo Bay has condemned Bunbury for their use of The Wiggles, claiming even they wouldn’t go that far