A man who happily swam at Mullalo last summer can’t believe the concerns that athletes are having about competing in the aquatic shittopia that is…
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Nine poach BT to commentate the Olympics after deciding the public hasn’t endured enough
In a move that will shock industry insiders, Channel 7 man Brian Taylor has sensationally been poached by Nine to come and commentate the Olympic…
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Harley Reid awarded the Dale Kickett Medal for services to derby demolition
A panel of 3 judges unanimously awarded Eagles’ young’n the highest honour in a Western Derby – the Dale Kickett medal. From the bounce, the…
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Entire 2006 Eagles playing squad appointed new coach of West Coast
Western Australia footy media has been shocked by the announcement of the new coach of the West Coast Eagles. It was previously thought that Daryl…
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Lynx Africa weaponised alongside cardboard “anti-sex beds” in Paris Olympic Village
To “gently dissuade” athletes from running a fortnight long train on each other, the Paris Olympics has weaponised Lynx Africa to destroy female toeyness. Alongside…
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REPORT: Melbourne couldn’t find a clearance at an early 2000s Rugs-a-Million closing down sale
The AFL has conceded that one of its most loved sons – the Melbourne Demons – have developed a real and brutal allergy to clearances…
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