The Westralian Government has acted swiftly after both footy teams brought the great state into disrepute on the weekend. Flagmantle cacked the proverbial bedsheets in…
View More Western Australia slams borders shut to prevent anymore AFL related harm
AFL coaches across Australia, in particular Clarko, have madly demanded access to maternity wards to find any child bearing the Reid surname. It comes after…
View More AFL coaches seen scouring maternity wards for any child with surname Reid
The Cockburn Dockers really lived up to their name with an offer to star midfielder Andrew Brayshaw that he couldn’t refuse. No doubt more than…
View More Revealed: what Flagmantle offered Brayshaw to re-sign
West Coast in partnership with their major sponsor Hungry Jack’s is ready, willing and able to throw the crown jewel of the HJ’s empire at…
View More West Coast Eagles prepared to offer Harley Reid William St Hungry Jack’s to re-sign
The AFL is apparently drinking its own bathwater today as they reflect on the public sentiment towards their most depressing opening round in history. While…
View More AFL announces plan to have a matchless opening round in 2026
Not only did Maxy’s team fail to go home with the scratch match chocolates but he has spent the better part of a few days…
View More Max Gawn repeatedly mistaken for a Mandurah tradie while in town for Dockers match