Category: Sports

The Perth Wildcats have signed NBA superstar Allen Iverson to be the team’s next point guard in an effort to fill the Cotton shaped hole…

View More BREAKING: Perth Wildcats Sign Allen Iverson 

SailGP teams have been rushing to get CASA approval after the weekend’s event was officially reclassified as an airshow rather than a boat race.  Thanks…

View More SailGP reclassified as an airshow after Freo Doctor shows no signs of behaving 

The English Cricket Team have sent a powerful message to its haters by starting their vigorous preparation for the 2027 Ashes right now. As reported…

View More England starts drinking now in preparation for 2027 Ashes 

The English Cricket Team have come to grips with the painful realisation that they may never leave Australia after discovering a plane was also something…

View More English Cricket Team stranded in Australia after being unable to catch a plane either 

England has sensationally claimed they would’ve won The Ashes 5-0 if it wasn’t for the umpire assistance technology snicko. According to England, the couple of…

View More England claim moral victory after snicko hands Aussies 4-1 Ashes win

Hundreds of thousands of dads from all over the Nation have descended upon the MCG to form an orderly queue in anticipation of giving their…

View More Nation’s dads form orderly queue outside MCG to explain how to mow grass properly