Category: From the Zoo

Practical steps to avoid being the biggest disgrace at silly season functions. Even if your natural state is to be the one. 1. Work on…

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Cherry Ripe – you’re an old-school, seasoned campaigner that believed pleasure is for the weak. Cherry Ripe is your one oasis away from Old Gold &…

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9:00 am – I ready myself for battle by applying a British hairdresser amount of make up. This is my war paint, the Swan Valley…

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Crocs – given your admirable lack of shame, you’ll have no issues embarrassing others as you rock up to functions in your wildly inappropriate all-terrain footwear.…

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Make them feel maximally secure – remind them that SOR has all the best prisons in Perth and lock that heart up. Don’t hesitate to throw…

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I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking you’re ready. Your mum lets out a deep sigh every time she sees you, you’re one weights-dropping incident…

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