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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: People to Avoid at the Supermarket

Belle April 24, 2021

On a wrong day, going to your local supermarket can make storming the shores of Normandy with a seasick squadron seem like a picnic at…

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From the Zoo

So, you want to be a Sovereign Citizen, ay?

Belle April 22, 2021

Defence lawyers hate them! Because sovereign citizen’s reckon they’ve found a way to avoid criminal prosecution without the need for expensive legal fees! Just tell…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Yumbo Fever

Belle April 21, 2021

The only thing that has got boomers friskier than the rent moratoriums lifting is the reintroduction of the Hungry Jack’s Yumbo. Nothing satisfies a hard-earned…

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Reckons

WHERE ARE THEY NOW? Bonds Baby Search Mummas

Belle April 20, 2021

In 2019, Bonds drove a dagger through its own abomination by declaring the Bonds Baby Search would no longer involve a “voting element”. By taking…

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Reckons BREAKING NEWS

The People of Perth v the Smart Freeway: Operation Merge to Avoid the Flamin’ Ute

Belle April 5, 2021

After a ute caught fire in the emergency lane, the smart freeway had a very simple mission for the people of Perth: merge right as…

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Reckons

Keeping Occupied During the Locky D

Belle April 3, 2021

Refrain from spreading bullshit health misinformation – this is a tough one for some. However, take this extra time in your fortress of solitude to…

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