A CEO for a major company has expressed concern that the 4 day working week could be “unproductive”.
In contrast, the thought leader spends most of his working week between the golf course and authoring grand works of blithering horseshit on his favourite social media platform Linkedin.
We spoke to the man who kept as waiting for 30 minutes as he madly prompted ChatGPT to get the tone of his inspirational story just right. He told us,
“This isn’t even a social media post, this is a modern day parable. The lessons I took from my wife’s miscarriage about streamlining sales protocol is seminal, I’ve spent all morning on it while my useless staff are WFH having a bloody holiday!”
Accordingly, the man has rallied for a 6 day working week where employees will spend their Saturday reviewing the wisdom he posts on Linkedin and drawing inspiration.
After posting his masterpiece, the CEO decided he needed to decompress over a long lunch. He left at 11 am and by all reports he won’t be seen again until about Tuesday.
Productive.
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