A clever Rio corpo miner has decided to use the recent gastro outbreak on a site to his advantage.
Ever-annoyed people don’t view him as a true player in the mining industry, the project engineer decided to prove to a group of ladies he was the real deal.
After walking into a swanky bar, the man grabbed his stomach and thanks to a morning full of slamming coffee, sprayed his trousers with liquid miner-points. A witness told The Times,
“The bar just filled with the stench of shit and you could tell everyone respected him just a little bit more. He wasn’t just a pencil dick pen pusher, he was a real man that wears HiVis and goes to site”
According to the witness, the man started cursing the site catering and working conditions guys like him go through. Quite the act.
Of course, he was playing the long game, as even a deluded corpo miner wouldn’t think he’d have a chance with a group of women swimming in a pool of his own human shit.
He told The Times,
“Sure, they might not be coming home with me tonight but the next time I see them and I’m not covered in my own shit I reckon they’ll be keen for a casual hook up”
Well played.
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