The Government has wisely identified that the decline of Clubba is directly proportional to the decline of Perth nightlife.
So, to launch its new Night-time Economy Strategy, the Government has vowed to return Clubba to its former glory in the hope of enticing a new generation of youths to get out and about on the town.
The policy won’t do things by halves with intentions to fully send it with the full experience:
– popped collars on polo shirts
– losing half the soles of your shoes on the sticky d-floor
– nightly theatrical performances of Western Suburbs kids telling bouncer’s they won’t work in this town again
– catching something on the red velvet couch
– the bus from the Cott
– original recipe Screamer Steamer hotdogs
– HJ’s battle royale after
Club Bay Spew will rise again!
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