Jaxtynn and Paradyse have made the tough decision to save money on their 1 month anniversary celebration by booking a weekender at Crown Promenade this weekend.
Jaxtynn said it was a tough call because he wanted to pull out all the stops for his queen to commemorate the longest relationship either has had in their life. He told The Times,
“I met Paradyse in Canggu on a trip where I was trying to escape the Matrix by posting photos of my getting tatts and flexing on IG, she’s my farken world mate and I can only offer the Prom”
We sat with Jaxtynn who went on to explain that a series of poor investments. a new Jet Ski and a downturn in demand for gear had taken a toll on his “empire”,
“Yeah fark, those putrid mutts in Government don’t understand what this inflation shit does to an entrepreneur, no one can afford shit anymore but if the Prom is good enough for Wayne Carey it’s good enough for me ay”
Massive cope from Jaxtynn and in the words of one of his main haters,
“Jaxtynn spends his life making people believe he’s a self made millionaire boss and he’s staying at the Prom what a broke dog”
For the sake of honest journalism, we spoke to Paradyse who said not all is lost,
“We can still sneak into the Crown Towers pool and take photos of my king with the fake Rolex he got in Bali, as long as I can make all his other baby mumma’s jealous I’m sweet, Jaxtynn doesn’t take no for an answer and it wouldn’t be the first fight he’s got into at Crown if they try to stop us”
Sounds like they are handling this well.
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