Rockstar Puts Fans’ Minds at Ease by Announcing Microsoft Will Handle the Technical Side of GTA VI Launch

Rockstar know GTA VI one of the most highly anticipated launches in gaming history, so they are leaving nothing to chance.

In a bold and confidence-boosting move, Rockstar have enlisted, Microsoft, the most competent of tech companies to ensure it goes smoothly.

A source close to Rockstar told The Times it was the right move,

“They’ve had a pretty smooth track record of technical brilliance, haven’t they? Can’t think of any recent snafus that would have us sweating over this decision”

It has also recently come to light that Rockstar had a team building day yesterday where no one was able to use their phones.

Microsoft have said they are absolutely up for the task and will ensure the millions of fans who have waited for this game since 2013 will have a wonderful experience. Adding,

“When’s the date of the launch again? We were supposed to get an email confirming it yesterday…”

Oh boy.

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