Some say it’s nearly impossible to ace the 12th at The Cut against the howling Mandurah breeze but US President Donald Trump proved the haters wrong.
Why the doubt? Well, it’s a 400m par 4 right on the coast. Even the best golfers in WA are known to donate their Titleist’s to the fish gods. Trump is no ordinary golfer though.
Apparently, as no one saw the feat, Big Donny pulled out his driver from his bag like it was Excalibur’s sword and didn’t even need so much as a practice swing, he told The Times,
“I got a hole-in-one on the 12th at The Cut. Perfect shot. Probably the greatest hole-in-one they’ve ever seen at The Cut. Tremendous golf course, tremendous hole, tremendous shot. People are still talking about it”
We understand that the golf community has reached out to Trump and named him the White Tiger for his GOATed golfing prowess.
We spoke to a man who was playing ahead of Trump and said while he can’t dispove it, he was scpetical of the feat, telling The Times,
“I won’t lie I saw some caddy looking guy hanging around the hole with a bulging pocket, now I’m not saying he chucked a ball in but I’m not saying he didn’t, if you get my drift”
Truly the world’s best golfer.
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