A fed-up Eagles fan has admitted his team’s performance today has pushed him to a place he never thought he’d be.
After sitting through the Eagles capitulate once again, he said that compared to what he just watched, the M*A*S*H box set his weird uncle got him for Xmas back in 2018 looked like a pretty good shout. Adding,
“Every week, I delude myself into thinking things will be different, every week I end up staring at this well in a cold, blank anger. Never thought I’d say it but I’d rather watch the show that still haunts my core memories. That music, it was like I was in that war”
The statement is quite a heavy one, given the Geneva Conventions clearly states that no prisoner of war may be subjected to M*A*S*H at all, let alone every single episode back to back.
While there were some redeeming moments in today’s game, the 3rd quarter in particular has weighed heavily on the fan’s mind.
We asked him if he would consider just watching the first quarter and he started whistling the M*A*S*H theme.
Certainly not a good sign.
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