The Fremantle Dockers have made a shock decision this evening to appoint ousted opposition leader Peter Dutton head coach of the footy club.
The board was apparently super impressed with the man’s ability to completely nullify the opposition and shut them down. Something the current playing group struggles with.
We spoke to a Docker’s insider who told The Times,
“He’s a one man wrecking ball. He turned the opposition party from a credible threat to a complete laughing stock. That’s the energy Freo needs right now”
Coach JL hasn’t been sacked but rather will stay on to learn from Dutton and with his ability to utterly carpetbomb the the opposition’s influence, Flagmantle is very much back on the cards.
He’s an absolute pro.
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