Tasmyn is under no delusions that she has under 7 months to lure her friends down for a visit to Freo because once that traffic bridge shuts it’s all over.
In her heart of hearts, the extra congestion is the last excuse her friends need to pass up the chance to marinate in the sheep-piss-topia of Freo. She told The Times,
“It’s hard enough getting them to visit now, imagine how hard it’ll be when the traffic is even more of a nightmare, I told them to just catch the train down and they laughed in my face. I’ve accepted my fate and will be farewelling my friends at Xmas”
We spoke to one of Tasmyn’s friends who told The Times they were very much looking forward to the extra justification for not wanting to trek it to Freo. She told us,
“OMG we love Tas but honestly, we’re all in Perth, she totally made her bed when she wanted to live close to the beach, we try to make it down every year but will give next year a miss! Can you believe she actually suggested we catch public transport? Ew, maybe she’s forgetting she grew up in South Perth”
The traffic bridge will be closed for 12 months or perhaps longer given the nature of massive infrastructure projects. So young Tasmyn will either need to become a train girl or accept her friends are now the streets of Freo.
Good luck Tasmyn.
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