Gero born gentleman Sam has is taking it upon himself to ignore the Perth carry-on about so-called “damaging winds”.
He’s so confident that there is fark all wind today that he’s going ahead with his plans to untether his trampoline.
Anyone still want to argue with him? Please show him your sideways trees or he ain’t listening. As he told The Times,
“This is barely a breeze, mate, uprooted tree? So what, back in Gero I’d still be flying a kite in this, it’s fark all, in fact I might even go have a picnic”
In fact, Sam is so annoyed with the mere suggestion there is wind in Perth that he has taken it upon himself to berate people in shopping centre car parks as they struggle against the breeze with their shopping. He continued,
“See these? Gero bred calfs & thighs, they are designed to operate in wind you green shirts couldn’t even comprehend”
It’s going to be a long day for old mate.
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