High Wycombe has been crowned the satin boxers capital of Perth after it was revealed over 70% of men aged 10-55 rock an un-fresh pair regularly.
The accolade comes as a big relief to High Wycombe after Forrie took out the coveted title last year.
A source close to High Wycombe told The Times there was a real buzz around town. Adding,
“Why do you think birth rates are so healthy in Wyccy? Once your date sees you in a pair of satin ovulators things are going down, know what I mean?”
To understand the suburbs love for the garments we spoke to Big Dave who said he’d be rocking ’em since he was a boy. Adding,
“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it I reckon, I tried a pair of Alpha briefs a few years back but these big swollen gum nuts couldn’t breathe. I also hear satin doesn’t absorb as many stains so don’t need to change em every week ay”
We decided to speak to a female to guage their interest in the undies. A lady with pink number plates on a dogshit Holden told us,
“Yummo, all 4 of my ex husbands looked great in satin boxers, it’s like silk you know except you can buy them at Big W”
Well, how can you deny that?