In what is being called a “world first” a bloke with a Ford as his profile pic has responded to a local debate with decorum.
The post relates to a classic FB suburb group name & shame where some pretty heavy accusations were being thrown around. We spoke to a witness who told The Times,
“So basically, this bloke was accusing this group of kids of graffiti, and his evidence was pretty loose to say the least. While he didn’t explicitly say it his whole case was based on the fact the kids were on scooters and had a darker complexion”
After a lot of back and forth, Big Dave entered the chat to try and calm things down. Our witness continued,
“When we saw a car profile pic pop up we were sure he was going to be calling to deport them or something but he just politely asked everyone to reserve their judgment until more information has come to light, given the obvious holes in the accusers case”
Big Dave even gracefully responded to comments he was a snowflake by taking a water off a duck’s back approach and didn’t once utilise the Caps lock key.
We traced Big Dave down and asked him how he kept his cool. He told The Times,
“Look mate, I know a lot of blokes who are really into cars on FB give the rest of us a bad name. I’m trying to break that stigma and show the world that even if I have a Ford as my pic I’m not a raging redneck dickhead”
Well done Big Dave.
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