Iran has threatened to block The Strait of Hormuz which will have affect global petrol prices given a fair percentage of the world’s oil must flow through this point.
Even if they don’t, the big petrol companies will leverage the current conflict to deliver a blow at the bowser anyway.
Motorists are therefore being urged to stock up on personal lubricant for a more pleasurable experience when they inevitably bent over the petrol barrel.
An industry insider told The Times,
“Yeah look, any excuse will do, The Strait of Hormuz being blocked would be a great one but even if Iran backs down there will be some other reason you’ll be paying over 2 bucks soon”
Not a bad day to be an EV owner.
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