Oakley in collaboration with Meta have launched their first AI pair of sunnies to the global market.
Not wanting to let down the lucrative cashed up bogan & FIFO market, the companies have also released a pair of AI Oakley oil riggers that have some surprising features.
A spokesperson for Oakley told The Times,
“These bad boys can detect eye contact from across the City. If someone has a staring problem and needs a staunching they’ll let you know”
Intrigued we asked what other capabilities the spectacles had. The spokesperson told us,
“They can help a bogan decide when to pull out when locked in an embrace in the back of a Triton in a Mandurah car park. Although whether said bogan takes that advice is another story”
The glasses will retail for an eyewatering $500 but to some keen punters they’ll pay for themselves after just one wear.
Local SOR man Raptah told The Times that he was spending hundreds of a dollars a weekend catching Ubers when he’s been unable to catch someone looking at him in a beer garden. He told The Times,
“These glasses will tell me exactly where the attitude problem is, so it’s a big time saver for me ha ha”
Thank heavens for that. They can find each other now.
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