A day in the life of a Grey Nomad
6:00 am: the early bird gets the worm and I’m up to launch a final raid on the caravan park’s ablution block. I stuff my…
You know the Mill Point Rd turn off is coming up once your nostrils fill with the pungent scent of the Swan River. An odour…
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View More Local mess who posted her New Year’s resolutions to IG stuns haters by waking up fit, rich, mature, career-driven, and with a multitude of hobbiesThe 2025 AFL Premiership Season is now in doubt after engineers confirmed that Indian tears had caused extensive rust throughout the ageing stadium. The salt…
View More MCG sustains extensive rust damage from the flood of salty tears flowing from Indian cricket fansRegional road users between Geraldton & Carnarvon have been left in a state of shock after a man driving a car with Perth licence plates…
View More Man with Perth plates shocks region by deploying courtesy finger raise to passing motoristsThe new year is an exciting time to grow and be better than we were in 2024. Here are some ideas: 1. Be in the…
View More Top 10 New Year’s Resolutions For WestraliansIt has long been speculated that a dome like barrier exists over Perth preventing forecast rain & storms from hitting the City. Most would write…
View More BREAKING: Elusive Perth Weather Dome Finally Reveals Itself