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    REPORT: Labubu is just Teletubbies for people who @ brands on IG pretending they have an endorsement

    The Times conducted a special report into the growing fad of buying Labubu plush toys. Delving into the bowels of social media, we discovered that…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Birkenstock urgently recall these things. No specific reason they’re just sorry for releasing them

    Birkenstock has urgently recalled all of their Boston shoe range after reflecting on what they unleashed on society. In a revised mission to “decuntify” the…

    Belle July 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits

    The group thought to be behind the Qantas hack have found themselves in the unenviable position of only being able to use the data to…

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    Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 

    Western Australia has responded to Europe’s heatwave by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give the country some perspective.  Parts…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf

    The Fremantle Dockers have taken extreme measures to be ready for the disgraceful SCG turf on the weekend. Rather than training at their regular Cockburn…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Chinese Premier extends Perth trip to smash some Billy Lee’s at 3am after hitting Northbridge

Belle June 18, 2024

Li Quang has allegedly been left fascinated with the hotbed of Chinese culture right here in Perth’s Northbridge. After spending the day in Perth, he…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

China announces it will loan West Coast two pandas to inject some energy into their games

Belle June 18, 2024

Chinese Premier Li Quang has used his trip to Western Australia to announce that China is invested in the long-term success of the West Coast…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Chinese Premier honoured with customary 6167 neck tattoo to commemorate his trip to Kwinana 

Belle June 18, 2024

The people of Kwinana have made Chinese Premier Li Quang feel welcome this morning by bestowing him with a customary 6167 neck tattoo. Li Quang…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

WA now requires warning labels on BCF shirts to clearly state the risks of having all the gear and no idea 

Belle June 18, 2024

In a world first, Western Australia will require BCF to attach warning labels to their popular fishing shirts in much the same style as you…

View More WA now requires warning labels on BCF shirts to clearly state the risks of having all the gear and no idea 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Someone allegedly flogged the purple Falcon Ute used on race days from Gloucester Park lol

Belle June 17, 2024

In one of the more unusual police updates of the year, it is alleged that someone broke into Gloucester Park and flogged the purple TAB…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Cockburn man ostracised from community after it was revealed he was pronouncing the hard CK behind closed doors 

Belle June 17, 2024

Cockburn man ostracised from community after it came to light he was pronouncing the hard CK behind closed doors  Cockburn is a LGA in shock…

View More Cockburn man ostracised from community after it was revealed he was pronouncing the hard CK behind closed doors 

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