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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One

    WA has introduced changes to subdivision laws that will allow 700m2 blocks be subdivided which is intended to incentive development of badly needed homes. The…

    Belle July 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New WA Tow Truck Regulations Require Operators to Obey the Laws of Space and Time Before Materialising at Scene

    The second tranche of WA’s tighter tow truck industry regulations have kicked in today and impose tighter conditions on rogue operators. Among the new changes…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    LeBron Signs With Willetton Tigers Following Shock Lakers Exit

    One of the greatest basketballers to ever play the game has sensationally announced he’s leaving the Lakers. Naturally, the question on everyone’s lips is where…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Bunbury-Bound Passengers Drink Australind Dry Before It Even Reaches Byford

    In predictable fashion, the Perth to Bunbury crowd has run an absolute clinic on the Australind and consumed all she had to offer in the…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Visiting contagions farewell Freo after lovely 24 hours of getting to know the community

Belle June 12, 2025

A plethora of exotic viruses & bacterium are preparing to say their goodbyes to Fremantle today after a whirlwind 24 hours of getting to know…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Ageing millennial realises 80% of his social life was spent in Ambar’s laneway

Belle June 11, 2025 Party

Charlie caught himself in a reflective mood this morning after walking up Murray Street on his lunch break. He felt a tingle run down his…

View More Ageing millennial realises 80% of his social life was spent in Ambar’s laneway
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Former 6110 girl can still feel the Gosnells coming up when someone aggrieves her

Belle June 11, 2025

It has been a long time since Taylah walked the leafy burbs of the 6110. After graduating TAFE, Taylah went on to run an empire…

View More Former 6110 girl can still feel the Gosnells coming up when someone aggrieves her
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Beaconsfield sewage river found to contain less bodily waste than your average Kuta swim up bar

Belle June 11, 2025

Water Corp has conducted extensive testing on the Beaconsfield river of shit and have concluded that it contains less bodily waste than your average swim-up…

View More Beaconsfield sewage river found to contain less bodily waste than your average Kuta swim up bar
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Down South Locals Backs Calls for Extra Public Holiday So They Can Spend Another Long Weekend With Beloved Perth Blow-Ins

Belle June 10, 2025

The Down South Community has applauded Roger Cook for considering an extra WA Public holiday given the overwhelming sentiment that they don’t get to spend…

View More Down South Locals Backs Calls for Extra Public Holiday So They Can Spend Another Long Weekend With Beloved Perth Blow-Ins
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Channel 10 Axes the Project, Considers Radical Plan on Airing TV People Actually Want to Watch

Belle June 9, 2025

In some heartwarming news, The Project has finally called it quits and plans to air its final episode on June 27. The decision comes after…

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