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    Local eshay claims credit for improved SCG turf after supplying some eetswa grass to the adlays

    A local Sydney eshay has claimed credit for the improved SCG turf today after reportedly hooking them up with an “eetswa” deal on some top…

    Belle July 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Labubu is just Teletubbies for people who @ brands on IG pretending they have an endorsement

    The Times conducted a special report into the growing fad of buying Labubu plush toys. Delving into the bowels of social media, we discovered that…

    Belle July 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Birkenstock urgently recall these things. No specific reason they’re just sorry for releasing them

    Birkenstock has urgently recalled all of their Boston shoe range after reflecting on what they unleashed on society. In a revised mission to “decuntify” the…

    Belle July 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits

    The group thought to be behind the Qantas hack have found themselves in the unenviable position of only being able to use the data to…

    Belle July 4, 2025
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  • BREAKING NEWS Featured

    Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 

    Western Australia has responded to Europe’s heatwave by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give the country some perspective.  Parts…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

River property owner regrets bringing Canning views to a Swan views fight 

Belle June 15, 2024

A multi-million dollar property owner has made an absolute fool of himself this morning after discussing the joy of “river views” with a new bunch…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

WA boomer boycotts Bali after finding out they don’t have a Dome Cafe the hard way

Belle June 14, 2024

A Westralian boomer is “beyond livid” this morning after making the erroneous assumption the unofficial northern suburb of Perth would cater to its target market. …

View More WA boomer boycotts Bali after finding out they don’t have a Dome Cafe the hard way
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

WA Police announce anti-gang task force for Cottesloe after opening of skate park 

Belle June 13, 2024

It turns out the NIMBYs were correct! With crime bosses all over the world have been discussing plans to expand their operations to Cottesloe, Western…

View More WA Police announce anti-gang task force for Cottesloe after opening of skate park 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Tamala Park agrees to host Shein pop-up after Lakeside Joondalup scraps event 

Belle June 13, 2024

Fast fashion king Shein has been given a last minute reprieve after Lakeside Joondalup decided to scrap the pop-up event that was scheduled for next…

View More Tamala Park agrees to host Shein pop-up after Lakeside Joondalup scraps event 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Newly renovated Metros Freo donates old floors to Clag to help develop a super adhesive

Belle June 12, 2024

Metro’s Freo announced last week that it has been busy renovated the iconic Freo nightclub and will be reopening this weekend for the launch of…

View More Newly renovated Metros Freo donates old floors to Clag to help develop a super adhesive
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Area women warned to expect flooding after local Eshay rocks Temu chain over shirt 

Belle June 12, 2024

Women in and around the Rockingham area have been warned to expect monsoonal floods in their undercarriages today after a local Eshay stepped out with…

View More Area women warned to expect flooding after local Eshay rocks Temu chain over shirt 

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  • Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits
  • Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 
  • Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf

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