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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One

    WA has introduced changes to subdivision laws that will allow 700m2 blocks be subdivided which is intended to incentive development of badly needed homes. The…

    Belle July 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New WA Tow Truck Regulations Require Operators to Obey the Laws of Space and Time Before Materialising at Scene

    The second tranche of WA’s tighter tow truck industry regulations have kicked in today and impose tighter conditions on rogue operators. Among the new changes…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    LeBron Signs With Willetton Tigers Following Shock Lakers Exit

    One of the greatest basketballers to ever play the game has sensationally announced he’s leaving the Lakers. Naturally, the question on everyone’s lips is where…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Bunbury-Bound Passengers Drink Australind Dry Before It Even Reaches Byford

    In predictable fashion, the Perth to Bunbury crowd has run an absolute clinic on the Australind and consumed all she had to offer in the…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man Booted From Buy & Sell 4X4 Group For Not Stating It Was A “Regrettable Sale”

Belle May 26, 2025

Nasty scenes erupted in a local 4X4 buy & sell group after a man had the audacity to attempt to sell his thrashed-out Ranger without…

View More Man Booted From Buy & Sell 4X4 Group For Not Stating It Was A “Regrettable Sale”
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

WA Health to Refer Patients to Tinder for a Better Chance of Finding a Bed

Belle May 25, 2025 WA Culture

WA Health has listened to the ever-present pressure to provide more beds in its hospitals and intensive care units and has come up with an…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Intermittent faster stoked he can smash half a carton & a Zinger box within his 8 hour window and stay so svelte

Belle May 25, 2025

Damien can’t believe his luck. He’s stumbled upon a new nutrition regime that permits him shed the kegs provided he only does his consumption from…

View More Intermittent faster stoked he can smash half a carton & a Zinger box within his 8 hour window and stay so svelte
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Man who lives on the Perth Airport train line is still insisting you pick him up 

Belle May 24, 2025

Defiant Maylands man, Greg, has messaged several friends & family members today before departing from a little getaway in Melbourne with an urgent plea. Despite…

View More Man who lives on the Perth Airport train line is still insisting you pick him up 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Carousel shopper looking forward to a relaxing commute through the South East corridor of hell

Belle May 23, 2025

Donna, an avid Westfields Carousel shopper is amping herself up for the favourite part of their shopping experience – fearing for their life on the…

View More Carousel shopper looking forward to a relaxing commute through the South East corridor of hell
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Wildcats fan replaces cardboard cutout of Bryce Cotton with Patty Mills to help process the grief

Belle May 23, 2025

A Wildcats fan has done something he’d never thought he’d do – he’s removed his Bryce Cotton cardboard cutout from his bedroom and plans to…

View More Wildcats fan replaces cardboard cutout of Bryce Cotton with Patty Mills to help process the grief

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  • LeBron Signs With Willetton Tigers Following Shock Lakers Exit
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