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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Cott man couldn’t possibly go for a run up Marine Parade without a couple of thousand bucks worth of gear

    A Cottesloe man has conceded that he couldn’t possibly start his fitness journey without first investing in several thousands of dollars worth of running gear.…

    Belle July 8, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    Beef Wellington changes name to Beef Westminster following Balga’s successful rebrand

    The not-so-humble beef wellington has been dealt a fatal blow today after chief ambassador Erin Patterson was found guilty of her heinous crimes. In a…

    Belle July 7, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Local eshay claims credit for improved SCG turf after supplying some eetswa grass to the adlays

    A local Sydney eshay has claimed credit for the improved SCG turf today after reportedly hooking them up with an “eetswa” deal on some top…

    Belle July 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Labubu is just Teletubbies for people who @ brands on IG pretending they have an endorsement

    The Times conducted a special report into the growing fad of buying Labubu plush toys. Delving into the bowels of social media, we discovered that…

    Belle July 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Birkenstock urgently recall these things. No specific reason they’re just sorry for releasing them

    Birkenstock has urgently recalled all of their Boston shoe range after reflecting on what they unleashed on society. In a revised mission to “decuntify” the…

    Belle July 5, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Loftus St awarded prestigious “best thoroughfare to get stuck in the middle of an intersection” award 

Belle June 5, 2024

When one thinks of Perth’s most frustrating pieces of arterial shit they tend to focus on the Freeway or perhaps Tonkin/Stirling. No doubt these titans…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Shein abandons Perth pop-up after being reminded they have to pay staff

Belle June 4, 2024

Fast fashion giant Shein had announced through a media PR campaign that it’ll be coming to Lakeside Joondalup on the 21st of June for a…

View More Shein abandons Perth pop-up after being reminded they have to pay staff
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Terry two-canoes reckons it’s going to be a knuckles forward kind of day

Belle June 3, 2024 SOR

Rockingham man, Crayson, has woken up with a real spring in his step. The sun is shining and it’s WA Day and Crayson considers himself…

View More Terry two-canoes reckons it’s going to be a knuckles forward kind of day
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Flagmantle formally request all remaining home games be shifted to Alice Springs

Belle June 2, 2024

The Flagmantle train is back on its rails this afternoon after Freo gave Melbourne an absolute flogging in Alice Springs. While it could be argued…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Perth Airport asks passengers to bring a jerry can full of jet fuel with them to check-in

Belle June 1, 2024

Perth Airport has sensationally requested all upcoming passengers to “help out” and bring a “jerry can or two” or jet fuel with them as they…

View More Perth Airport asks passengers to bring a jerry can full of jet fuel with them to check-in
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Absolute arsenal found in a discarded fridge on the Mundaring Power Lines Track

Belle May 30, 2024

Having documented Western Australia for over a decade there is little that shocks the senses anymore. That’s until Mitchell D came across a discarded fridge…

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