Beef Wellington changes name to Beef Westminster following Balga’s successful rebrand
The not-so-humble beef wellington has been dealt a fatal blow today after chief ambassador Erin Patterson was found guilty of her heinous crimes. In a…
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Local eshay claims credit for improved SCG turf after supplying some eetswa grass to the adlays
A local Sydney eshay has claimed credit for the improved SCG turf today after reportedly hooking them up with an “eetswa” deal on some top…
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REPORT: Labubu is just Teletubbies for people who @ brands on IG pretending they have an endorsement
The Times conducted a special report into the growing fad of buying Labubu plush toys. Delving into the bowels of social media, we discovered that…
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Birkenstock urgently recall these things. No specific reason they’re just sorry for releasing them
Birkenstock has urgently recalled all of their Boston shoe range after reflecting on what they unleashed on society. In a revised mission to “decuntify” the…
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Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits
The group thought to be behind the Qantas hack have found themselves in the unenviable position of only being able to use the data to…
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Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothingÂ
Western Australia has responded to Europe’s heatwave by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give the country some perspective. Parts…
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