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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New WA Tow Truck Regulations Require Operators to Obey the Laws of Space and Time Before Materialising at Scene

    The second tranche of WA’s tighter tow truck industry regulations have kicked in today and impose tighter conditions on rogue operators. Among the new changes…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    LeBron Signs With Willetton Tigers Following Shock Lakers Exit

    One of the greatest basketballers to ever play the game has sensationally announced he’s leaving the Lakers. Naturally, the question on everyone’s lips is where…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Bunbury-Bound Passengers Drink Australind Dry Before It Even Reaches Byford

    In predictable fashion, the Perth to Bunbury crowd has run an absolute clinic on the Australind and consumed all she had to offer in the…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    An honest review of the Vic Park Centre car park

    What can be said about the Vic Park Centre car park that hasn’t already been said about the Stargate? It’s big, it’s inviting but once…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Freo girl prepares to never see her friends in 2026 after closure of Freo Traffic Bridge

Belle May 16, 2025

Tasmyn is under no delusions that she has under 7 months to lure her friends down for a visit to Freo because once that traffic…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man with car profile pic posts a polite, coherent & measured reply on FB

Belle May 15, 2025

In what is being called a “world first” a bloke with a Ford as his profile pic has responded to a local debate with decorum.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

French schools to teach kids about “Down South” to prepare them for their future

Belle May 15, 2025

France has accepted that the life trajectory of many of their citizens is to finish school, backpack their way to WA and then endure the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth Man Suddenly An Expert On 10 Cuisines After Moving To East Vic Park A Week Ago

Belle May 15, 2025 Food

John’s friends & family are shocked to see him change from a guy who won’t go to a restaurant if there isn’t a parmi on…

View More Perth Man Suddenly An Expert On 10 Cuisines After Moving To East Vic Park A Week Ago
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Willetton skatepark to be converted into an octagon after Jack Della Maddalena puts Willo on the map

Belle May 14, 2025

Move over skating, Willetton is synonymous with a new extreme sport now: MMA thanks to local legend Jack Della Maddalena. Kids from all over the…

View More Willetton skatepark to be converted into an octagon after Jack Della Maddalena puts Willo on the map
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Tradie Unrepentant About Right Hand Turn into Claremont Hungry Jacks

Belle May 13, 2025

“Couldn’t give a fark, mate”, Trevon barked as he shoved his 2nd Bacon Deluxe Burger into his face after a somewhat controversial decision to hold…

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