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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    REPORT: Perth UFC fan must be excited for tomorrow’s event because he hasn’t slept since last Tuesday

    Surely Perth UFC fan, Brayden, is excited for tomorrow’s big clash given he hasn’t managed a single week of sleep since last Tuesday. His haters,…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Border Force opens first Indonesian BCF to help illegal fishers adapt to life as WA boat owners

    A special investigation by The Times has revealed Australian Border Force is operating Indonesia’s first BCF store on Rote Island to help the beneficiaries of…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Local Council fines Andrew Lloyd Webber after his CATS cast found roaming Perth park

    West End musical titan Andrew Lloyd Webber has run afoul of local Council regulations after bringing his CATS show to Perth. It seems his unregistered…

    Belle November 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order

    “It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning.  To make matters even more suspicious…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Tim Winton urges youth to get back into human torpedoing as under 16s social media ban set to strike 

    As the Under 16s social media ban looms, Westralian Author Tim Winton has made an impassioned plea to the Nation’s youth to turn to human…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Nation’s bandwagoners rejoice Sydney Swans securing Grand Final spot

Belle September 21, 2024

It’s no secret the Swan’s supporter base is made up of disconcertingly diehard South Melbourne supporters and full blown, coked-up influencers who have suddenly found…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Man deploys strategic Crooked Carrot stop to avoid point-to-point speed camera fine

Belle September 20, 2024 Down South

For years, Perth man Rob has lived by a very simple tradition while driving Douth. Without fail, he’ll stop off at the Crooked Carrot to…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

10 Menaces You’ll Encounter Down South

Belle September 19, 2024 Douth

WA’s South West is truly god’s country. It is an essential holiday for any sand groper. Of course, it doesn’t come without its hazards. Let’s…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

9 ways to go full Perth on the Kings Birthday long weekend

Belle September 19, 2024

Spring has sprung and ol sausage fingers is the subject of Monday’s public holiday. Not that you’ll reflect on his butcher special extremities. Here are…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What your choice of Smoko feed says about you

Belle September 18, 2024 FIFO

Pie/sausage roll (basic) – you’re a salt-of-the-earth cobber who knows any good meal needs to be accompanied by at least half a litre of tomato…

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From the Zoo Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

10 signs you went to a private school

Belle September 17, 2024 uni

1. Your success has exceeded your natural ability, talent or charm If you’re honest with yourself you’ve applied yourself with as much conviction as a…

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