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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

King Charles to stay at Kelmscott Castle when he visits Western Australia

Belle March 21, 2024

King Charles is rumoured to be visiting Australia sometime this year and preparations for his WA stay have already been made.  To honour the man’s…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

BackChat Podcast host uncovers a surreal West Coast TV report that somehow managed to get the green light

Belle March 20, 2024

They sure don’t make TV like they used. Dan from the BackChat Podcast came across this pearler of a TV segment from yesteryear. Dan has…

View More BackChat Podcast host uncovers a surreal West Coast TV report that somehow managed to get the green light
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Eagles banner to be pre-torn in half to prevent risk of a player injuring themselves on the crêpe paper

Belle March 20, 2024

West Coast fans are undeniably excited at the return of the banner for all home games. Alas, the return of the banner comes with a…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Exmouth Man Inundated with “Moot” After Diesel Patrol Purchase

Belle March 20, 2024

For more than 15 years, Jezza had been unlucky in his lust with a long record of failed conquests down at the local tavern. He…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Video showing the absurdity of Perth Airport’s 6-minute free window to drop-off/pick-up

Belle March 19, 2024

Perth Airport offers punters the exciting opportunity of paying no fee provided they can get the job done in 6 minutes or less. 6 minutes…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Tony Galati named as the man to replace Daniel Craig as James Bond

Belle March 19, 2024

Fans of the James Bond franchise have been eager to find out who will be replacing Daniel Craig as 007 in the upcoming films. There…

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  • Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day
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