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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Perth to Bunbury train named The Polar Express in honour of how much ice she’ll move

    The Australind train is looking for a new name after the Premier called out to the public for some inspiration. Having already ruled out any…

    Belle May 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    King Neptune Park in Two Rocks expected to be completed before he awakens to feed again

    A highly anticipated reinvigoration of the area around King Neptune’s Statue in Two Rocks is expected to be completed before the Greek God’s next blood…

    Belle May 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Rockingham Man Names Daughter After Ex to Save on Tattoo Removal

    Dielyr was absolutely positive he was never going to regret getting “Krystal” tattoo’d prominently on his arm. After all, she was his ride or die…

    Belle May 14, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Hantavirus cruise passengers to complete 3-week quarantine in traffic after light drizzle forecast for Perth tomorrow

    The passengers from the ill-fated hantavirus cruise will fly into Perth tomorrow at the Netherlands unceremoniously told them to “rot op” or get the fark…

    Belle May 14, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Coles begins asking customers if they’d like to round up & donate to their misleading conduct fine

    In news that will surprise no one, Coles has been found guilty of misleading consumers over it’s Down Down campaign by the Federal Court. The…

    Belle May 14, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Rotto swim skipper pretty sure the 19.7km swim through open ocean would be a more relaxing choice 

Belle February 22, 2025

Western suburbs man Phil has every reason to believe he’s an intelligent man. So he is unable to explain how he voluntarily threw himself into…

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From the Zoo Bell Tower Times

9 Ways To Be A True Champion At The Rotto Swim

Belle February 22, 2025 WA Culture

Compete like a champion – the Rotto Swim is all about competition. About being the best you can be. For a few thousand well oiled…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

REPORT: second hand car salesman has a real good deal for you on a Holden Captiva 

Belle February 21, 2025

A local second hand car salesman has seen a prime opportunity today after a clueless P-Plater entered his yard with an even more clueless father.…

View More REPORT: second hand car salesman has a real good deal for you on a Holden Captiva 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

WA proposes law stating if you develop next to a live music venue you are the one that should STFU

Belle February 20, 2025

In a rare showing of sense, both sides of WA politics have agreed in theory to a law stating that if you want to build…

View More WA proposes law stating if you develop next to a live music venue you are the one that should STFU
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Last Xmas shopper finally escapes Karrinyup underground car park

Belle February 20, 2025

There were joyful scenes at a Wembley property today as the family’s beloved mother finally returned home after a gruelling 2 months trapped in the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

6 tips for transitioning into your new life as an inner-city tosser

Belle February 19, 2025

So you’ve emerged from your outer suburban cocoon and want to spread your wings as a glorious wankerfly in Perth’s inner suburbs, ay? Well, there…

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  • Hantavirus cruise passengers to complete 3-week quarantine in traffic after light drizzle forecast for Perth tomorrow
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