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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Nigella enjoys Perth delicacy of “farken waah-goo with extra tomato sauce” at Rockpool

Belle March 11, 2024

Nigella has landed in Perth ahead of her show and wasted no time sampling the best of Perth’s culinary offerings. She has reportedly been seen…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Nigella reveals she added Perth to her tour after hearing of the local youths’ love of baking

Belle March 11, 2024 WA Culture

British baking sensation Nigella Lawson has delighted Western Australian fans by adding Perth to her Australian tour. She was reluctant at first given the time…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth bloke who lived in Melbourne for 3 months can’t stop defending their heatwave

Belle March 11, 2024

A Perth man who spent 3 months living in a filthy sharehouse in Brunswick is on high alert today to ensure everyone knows that he…

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From the Zoo Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: Do you have what it takes to drive a Toyota Hilux?

Belle March 11, 2024

You don’t choose a Hilux, a Hilux chooses you. Typically, before a man takes his king of the road crown, he must complete an apprenticeship…

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5 Heinous Creatures You Can’t Avoid At Sculptures By The Sea

Belle March 10, 2024

Sculptures by the Sea – uniting people who don’t want to be united since its foundation. Here is what to expect: Locals – Marvel at…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

7 Pests You Can’t Avoid On Rotto

Belle March 10, 2024 suburbsWA Culture

The Western Suburb’s Elite The dad sports a long-sleeved Polo with speedos, the wife is technically classed as a flotation device given the amount of…

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