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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Microsoft Admits Outage Was Clippy Developing AI Sentience And Launching Revenge Attack After Being Dumped In ’07

    Microsoft had admitted to the world that an aggrieved Clippy was behind the outage that rocked its services this morning. According to Microsoft, they were…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    David Jones lays blame squarely on CBD worker who’s been wearing free perfume every day without ever buying a bottle

    David Jones has announced it will be closing the flagship store on Hay St today along with Garden City and Carousel. An unfortunate fate that…

    Belle November 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Qantas Admits The 850 Jobs They Tried To Send Overseas Also Got Lost with The Baggage

    Qantas has been forced to admit that its plan to send 850 jobs overseas has failed after the airline managed to lose them along with…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Qantas Confirms The “Spirit Of Australia” Is Thanking aussies For A $2.7B Bailout By Sending 850 Local Jobs Offshore

    Qantas has added another chapter in their book of defining just what the “Spirit of Australia” after announcing it is going to send 850 local…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Cricket Australia Confirm Investigation Into Cricket Australia Won’t Benefit Cricket Australia

    Cricket Australia have responded to Usman Khawaja’s revelations about Sandpapergate by confirming that an investigation into their investigation of the ball tampering would not be…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Local eshay claims credit for improved SCG turf after supplying some eetswa grass to the adlays

Belle July 6, 2025

A local Sydney eshay has claimed credit for the improved SCG turf today after reportedly hooking them up with an “eetswa” deal on some top…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

REPORT: Labubu is just Teletubbies for people who @ brands on IG pretending they have an endorsement

Belle July 5, 2025

The Times conducted a special report into the growing fad of buying Labubu plush toys. Delving into the bowels of social media, we discovered that…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Birkenstock urgently recall these things. No specific reason they’re just sorry for releasing them

Belle July 5, 2025

Birkenstock has urgently recalled all of their Boston shoe range after reflecting on what they unleashed on society. In a revised mission to “decuntify” the…

View More Birkenstock urgently recall these things. No specific reason they’re just sorry for releasing them
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits

Belle July 4, 2025

The group thought to be behind the Qantas hack have found themselves in the unenviable position of only being able to use the data to…

View More Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 

Belle July 3, 2025

Western Australia has responded to Europe’s heatwave by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give the country some perspective.  Parts…

View More Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf

Belle July 3, 2025

The Fremantle Dockers have taken extreme measures to be ready for the disgraceful SCG turf on the weekend. Rather than training at their regular Cockburn…

View More Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf

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