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    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What Your Choice Of AFL Team Says About You

Belle March 9, 2024 Footy

Eagles – like the guy with the massive softy that hasn’t been able to get it up for a while, you are coasting on your reputation…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

New Zealand bloke evicted from Wagin’s Woolorama for obvious reasons

Belle March 9, 2024

A New Zealand resident now rising in Western Australia has been escorted from Wagin’s famous Woolarama festival today after getting a bit handsy with the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Mob of Kangaroo reclaim the golf course in a glorious stampede

Belle March 8, 2024

In arguably what is the most exciting thing to happen in golf since Tiger’s scandal, a mob of kangaroos have stormed down the fairway at…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Company That Makes Maternity Leave As Hard As Possible Put A Lovely IWD Spread On To Show They Care

Belle March 8, 2024 corporateemployment

A firm in the City has reportedly put on a scrumptious spread for International Women’s Day today. Picking out the finest delectable cupcakes, platters &…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Corporate miner stoked he didn’t have to go to site to irritate a tradie following CBD power outage

Belle March 8, 2024 FIFOmining

A corporate miner got the thrill of his life this morning after being able to give a Perth tradesman the absolute shits by overstepping his…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

NOR officially declared the most basic after Starbucks chooses it to set up shop

Belle March 7, 2024

For years, Perth experts have mused over which side of the river was most basic. Luckily, the question has finally been answered after it was…

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