Nine poach BT to commentate the Olympics after deciding the public hasn’t endured enough
In a move that will shock industry insiders, Channel 7 man Brian Taylor has sensationally been poached by Nine to come and commentate the Olympic…
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A Day in the Life of an Olympics Armchair Expert
8:00 am – I awaken to a familiar twang of a random pain in my body. My wife reckons I stuffed my back demonstrating butterfly…
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Harley Reid awarded the Dale Kickett Medal for services to derby demolition
A panel of 3 judges unanimously awarded Eagles’ young’n the highest honour in a Western Derby – the Dale Kickett medal. From the bounce, the…
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WA Boomer traces all young people’s problems back to the lack of regular boondie fights
Ron, a WA grandfather, has sensationally claimed that the significant decrease in clumped sand battles is the leading factor in every problem that Gen Z…
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Entire 2006 Eagles playing squad appointed new coach of West Coast
Western Australia footy media has been shocked by the announcement of the new coach of the West Coast Eagles. It was previously thought that Daryl…
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Lynx Africa weaponised alongside cardboard “anti-sex beds” in Paris Olympic Village
To “gently dissuade” athletes from running a fortnight long train on each other, the Paris Olympics has weaponised Lynx Africa to destroy female toeyness. Alongside…
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