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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie Unrepentant About Right Hand Turn into Claremont Hungry Jacks

    “Couldn’t give a fark, mate”, Trevon barked as he shoved his 2nd Bacon Deluxe Burger into his face after a somewhat controversial decision to hold…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit

    Bunnings good guy reputation hangs in tatters after a damning Four Corners report aired the other night.  In the report, the hardware giant was accused…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

P!nk threatens to cancel concert after claiming Perth promised her a dry heat

Belle March 2, 2024

P!nk’s management are livid with what they claim are misrepresentations by the great state of Westralia. In correspondence sent to the State, P!nk’s team say…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

Belle March 2, 2024

A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Flagmantle fan writes off season after scratch match defeat

Belle March 2, 2024 flagmantle

Looking back on it, the appearance of Clive Waterhouse in Adelaide was a bad omen and the mighty Flagmantle suffered a disappointing defeat in a…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Brawl erupts at NOR shops as P!nk mums fight for last packet of pink hair dye

Belle March 1, 2024

Police have been called to a NOR Priceline this morning after a group of P!nk mummies escalated a dispute over a packet of pink hair…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Reckons

5 Ways To Assert Your Boomer Dominance Over Your Neighbourhood

Belle February 29, 2024

Congratulations on your decision to move from casual suburban pest to a full-time rate paying Rambo that won’t rest until your enemies lay in a…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Motocross community clear busy schedules of popping wheelies in Armadale to meet Carey Hart

Belle February 29, 2024

The Perth motocross community has made the tough sacrifice of cancelling their usual plans to attend a meet and greet with motocross legend Carey Hart…

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