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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Australia imposes retaliatory tariffs on American influencers

Belle March 13, 2025

Australia has made the bold decision to throw down the gauntlet to their American allies and hit them with a retaliatory tariff on one of…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

5 Ways To Stop Sweating Like a Greasy Lump Of Cheese In The Perf Humidity

Belle March 12, 2025

There is nothing quite like going from blistering dry heat to a swamp-arsed living hell in February & March. Hot humid days are kind of…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Hoons doubtful Burswood Park motorsport facility will beat Perth’s original “street circuit”

Belle March 11, 2025

While motorheads & hoons welcome any investment in their beloved vehicular pursuits, some have cast doubt on Labor’s plan to turn Burswood Park into an…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

WA Liberals win enough seats to finally justify buying a 2014 Toyota Tarago 

Belle March 9, 2025

In news that will fill Liberal voter’s hearts with joy, the party is finally in a position to justify trading in the party-Kia Kio and…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

WA Libs finally win enough seats for a 3am outdoor setting sesh

Belle March 9, 2025

It’s been a hot Westralian minute since the WA Liberals had enough seats to enjoy a decent outdoor setting sesh deep into the wee hours…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

AFL announces plan to have a matchless opening round in 2026

Belle March 8, 2025

The AFL is apparently drinking its own bathwater today as they reflect on the public sentiment towards their most depressing opening round in history. While…

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