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    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Aircraft noise hater really likes the look of that Redcliffe property 

Belle May 6, 2024

A Perth resident who absolutely can’t stand airplane noise has taken a very keen look at a property in Redcliffe for sale.  The resident who…

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WA man disgraces family name by once again misidentifying Garden Island as Rotto

Belle May 5, 2024

WA man Smithy has once again dragged his family’s name through the mud by pointing excitedly at Garden Island and exclaiming “look Rotto” while out…

View More WA man disgraces family name by once again misidentifying Garden Island as Rotto
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Perth infant denies “choosing” his parents after being informed of cringey social media post

Belle May 5, 2024

A young couple has been left shocked after hearing their newborn child “categorically” rejects all claims that he chose them following a social media post…

View More Perth infant denies “choosing” his parents after being informed of cringey social media post
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IN FOCUS: The Mighty AU Ford Falcon

Belle May 4, 2024

One man’s epic piece of shit is another man’s treasure. In that respect, an AU Ford Falcon is like the holy grail of the recently…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Heartbreak as man wakes from coma and tells fam all he wants to do is cut directly through the city via Riverside Drive

Belle May 4, 2024

Heartbreaking scenes have erupted after a Perth man awoke from an 11-year coma. To his friends & family’s surprise, he was quite alert and was…

View More Heartbreak as man wakes from coma and tells fam all he wants to do is cut directly through the city via Riverside Drive
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

CASH CONFESSIONS: How this tradie turned $5k into over $100k debt!

Belle May 3, 2024

G’day cobs, let’s get one thing straight, on me days off I like to hit the pub. Now, all you fancy pencildick bean counters would…

View More CASH CONFESSIONS: How this tradie turned $5k into over $100k debt!

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