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    Louvre thieves eyeing off Bankwest Tower next for daring raid on Bondy’s gold bathroom

    The daring thieves behind a heist at the Louvre has reportedly set their sights on an even more grandiose payday, right here in little old…

    Belle October 20, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Tables are turned as WorkSafe probes extraterrestrials over entering mine site without authorisation 

    A pair of extraterrestrials have been given a rude welcome to Western Australia after crashing into a mine site outside of Newman. Naturally, the inquisitive…

    Belle October 19, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    What your favourite major fast food chain says about you

    Maccas – you’re a plain Jane punter whose idea of getting crazy is dipping a chip into a sundae. You have no idea why your Bumble…

    Belle October 19, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Repeat offenders to be sentenced to lengthy Essendon contracts 

    Criminal jurisdictions around Australia have come up with a novel deterrent to try and correct the course of many of the nation’s repeat offenders.  The…

    Belle October 19, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Kalamunda parents forbid daughter’s blooming romance with boy from down the hill 

    A Kalamunda family has been torn apart after Kaleigh admitted she had partaken of the forbidden fruit of the High Wycombe riff-raff.  In a heated…

    Belle October 18, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Local Staffie Mortified As Owner Bites Another Owner At The Dog Park

Belle August 21, 2025

A Maddington Staffordshire Bull Terrier has been reduced to tears this morning after dealing with the shame of seeing its owner detach himself from his…

View More Local Staffie Mortified As Owner Bites Another Owner At The Dog Park
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Snoop Dogg cleared to play at the Grand Final after AFL gives him 4 weeks

Belle August 21, 2025

In shocking news, the AFL has decided the slur uttered by Izak Rankine was worthy of a 4 match suspension. By extension, this also lets…

View More Snoop Dogg cleared to play at the Grand Final after AFL gives him 4 weeks
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

AFL rejects Adelaide’s double standards argument, confirms Snoop also won’t be eligible to play for the Crows at the Grand Final

Belle August 20, 2025

The AFL has been left livid after the Adelaide Crows accused them of a double standard over their booking of Snoop Dogg. Crom has argued…

View More AFL rejects Adelaide’s double standards argument, confirms Snoop also won’t be eligible to play for the Crows at the Grand Final
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Productivity Summit hears WA’s trucking industry productivity skyrocketed after the Baysie Bridge was demolished

Belle August 20, 2025

Western Australia, in true nation-saving form, delivered an impressive report concerning the productivity of its trucking sector.  According to reports, after the Bayswater Bridge was…

View More Productivity Summit hears WA’s trucking industry productivity skyrocketed after the Baysie Bridge was demolished
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

WA bloke who spent 12 days on a Contiki tour fancies himself a regular Christopher Columbus now

Belle August 19, 2025

Sorry if the sound of Mr Worldwide is disturbing your cosy little nap in your comfort zone, you culturally sedentary peasant.  That’s the message Brett…

View More WA bloke who spent 12 days on a Contiki tour fancies himself a regular Christopher Columbus now
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Reformed Patrol Driver Seeks A Wholesome Life In a Jimny

Belle August 19, 2025

Ex-Patrol owner Daryl’s life changed forever when he made a decision that would save his mortal soul. He exorcised his demons and let the word…

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